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Fri . Mar . 27th , 2026 | 9:04 am EST👁 251,328Written by Dr. Elena Rostova, MD, FACOG, NCMP — Board-Certified OB-GYN & Menopause Specialist |
Dear Friend Going Through Menopause,
If your teeth have been falling apart despite doing everything right...
If your dentist keeps telling you to floss more — and you've been flossing your entire adult life...
If you wake up at night with a mouth so dry your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth...
Then what I'm about to share could save you from thousands of dollars in dental procedures, years of confusion, and a lifetime of blaming yourself for something that was never your fault.
But I need to warn you first:
What you're about to read is going to make you angry.
Because the connection I'm going to explain has been sitting in the medical literature for decades.
It's not hidden. It's not suppressed.
It's simply never discussed. By anyone. In any exam room.
And that silence is costing women like you their teeth.
My Name is Dr. Elena Rostova.
I'm a board-certified OB-GYN and menopause specialist.
I've spent 15 years at The Charlotte Center for Midlife Health treating menopausal women.
I've written clinical protocols for hormonal transition care that have guided over 4,000 patient consultations.
I've sat on advisory boards for women's health research — including a 3-year NIH-funded study on menopausal symptom management.
And until a few years ago, I never once asked a patient about her teeth.
Not because I didn't care.
Because no one ever trained me to.
THE PATIENT I CANNOT FORGET
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Her name was Linda.
She was 54. A high school principal. The kind of woman who ran a staff of 80 and still remembered every student's name.
She came to me for a routine menopause consultation. Hot flashes, sleep disruption, the usual intake list.
But before I could get through my first question, she put a piece of paper on my desk.
It was a dental treatment plan.
$11,000. Two extractions. A bone graft. A partial implant.
"I've been going to the same dentist for 22 years," she said. "I have never had a cavity. Not one. Not ever. And now he's handing me this."
She looked at me the way patients look at you when they need an answer — not comfort, not sympathy. An actual answer.
"Dr. Rostova. What did I do wrong?"
I opened my mouth.
And I had nothing to say.
I was a menopause specialist. Teeth were not my department. I referred her out. I moved on to the next patient.
But I could not stop thinking about her question.
Because I realized, sitting in my office that evening, that I had heard some version of that question before.
Not once. Not occasionally.
Every single week. For fifteen years.
Women who brushed religiously. Who never missed a cleaning. Who had been complimented on their teeth for decades. Suddenly, in their late 40s and 50s, watching their mouths fall apart with no explanation that made any sense.
And every one of them had been told the same thing.
Floss more.
HERE'S WHAT DESTROYED ME:
I started asking three words I'd never asked before: "How are your teeth?"
The answers stopped me cold.
"I've spent $14,000 at the dentist in the past two years. My gynecologist has never once asked about it."
"My dentist told me I must not be brushing properly. I've brushed twice a day for forty years."
"I thought I was going crazy. I found a Reddit thread with hundreds of women saying the exact same thing and I cried."
"I had the best teeth of anyone I knew. Now I'm looking at dentures at 55."
These were not women who neglected themselves. These were menopausal women — my patients — being failed by both ends of their medical care simultaneously.
Their dentist wasn't asking about their hormones.
Their gynecologist — me — wasn't asking about their teeth.
And in that gap between two exam rooms that never speak to each other?
Their mouths were quietly collapsing.
I went to war with everything I thought I knew about my own specialty.
THE DISCOVERY THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING
For the next three months, I lived like a woman possessed.
I pulled every study I could find on estrogen and oral health. I called periodontists I'd never met. I flew to the Menopause Society Annual Meeting in Washington D.C. where a team of researchers had spent a decade mapping the hormonal-oral connection. I spent $19,000 of my own money on journal access, specialist consultations, and a research trip to Boston that my husband still hasn't forgiven me for.
And what I found made me want to walk back into every exam room I'd ever been in and apologize to every woman I'd ever handed a referral slip.
The entire dry mouth and dental industry is built on a lie.
A $500 billion lie that keeps menopausal women confused, ashamed, and cycling through procedures that treat the symptom while the cause goes completely untouched.
Here's what they don't want you to know — and what most dentists genuinely don't know either:
Your teeth are not falling apart because of how you brush.
They're falling apart because of what estrogen does to your saliva.
And once I show you exactly how that works — you'll understand why everything you've been doing to help yourself has been making things measurably worse.
THE ROOT CAUSE OF MENOPAUSAL ORAL COLLAPSE
Think of your saliva the way you think of blood.
Blood isn't just liquid. It's a delivery system — carrying oxygen, nutrients, immune cells, everything your body needs to survive. You'd never call blood "body water."
Saliva is the same thing for your mouth.
Your saliva is a precisely engineered biological defense system — carrying antimicrobial peptides that destroy cavity-causing bacteria, calcium and phosphate for constant enamel repair, and pH-buffering compounds that neutralize every acid attack after every meal. It is, quite literally, the reason your teeth have stayed intact for decades.
Before menopause, this system ran quietly in the background. All day. Every day. You never noticed it.
Think of it like a tap that's been running your entire life. Not a flood — just a steady, constant flow. Quietly doing its job behind the scenes. Keeping everything clean, protected, and functioning. You never thought about it because you never had to.
Then estrogen dropped.
And the tap started slowing down. First a trickle. Then a drip. Then — for millions of menopausal women — almost nothing.
Estrogen is one of the primary hormonal signals that keeps your salivary glands in full production.
When estrogen falls — in perimenopause, through menopause, into post-menopause — your salivary glands receive a signal to slow down. Your mouth goes dry not because you're dehydrated — but because the tap that has been running quietly for forty years just got turned off.
And everything it was protecting? Now completely exposed.
THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT KNOWS THIS
This is not fringe science.
The connection between estrogen, salivary function, and accelerated oral decline has been documented in peer-reviewed literature since the 1990s.
A 2021 review in the Journal of Clinical Periodontology confirmed that menopausal women experience significantly higher rates of periodontal disease, enamel erosion, and jawbone loss than age-matched pre-menopausal women — driven directly by hormonal suppression of salivary gland function.
It sits in journals. It's been cited in hundreds of studies.
But here's the problem:
Dentists are not trained in hormonal medicine.
Gynecologists are not trained in oral health.
And there is no specialty — not one — whose job it is to connect these two systems for you.
So your dentist hands you a treatment plan and tells you to floss more.
And your gynecologist hands you a hot flash prescription and moves on to the next patient.
And the gap between those two exam rooms is where your teeth are being lost.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE "RIGHT" THING. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
Here's the part that's harder to hear.
It's not just that the right information wasn't reaching you. It's that the wrong information was — and it was actively making things worse.
When menopausal dry mouth hits, women do exactly what they're told. Drink more water. Use Biotène. Stay hydrated.
So they carry a water bottle everywhere. Two on the nightstand. Doing everything right.
And their teeth keep getting worse.
Because drinking water is not the same as producing saliva. Not even close. Water carries none of saliva's antimicrobial peptides, calcium, phosphate, or pH-buffering compounds.
When you flood your mouth with water to compensate for low saliva, you aren't replacing your defense system.
You are diluting what's left of it.
The more water you drink, the lower the concentration of your remaining oral defenses drops.
I call this the Water Trap.
Millions of women are caught in it right now. Doing the right thing. Making things measurably worse. With no one in any exam room telling them to stop.
THE SIGNAL HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT
Once I understood the mechanism — estrogen suppresses the glands, water dilutes what's left — one question became unavoidable.
If you can't add protection from the outside, how do you restore production from the inside?
The answer was in the research. Sitting there. Unmarketed. Unused.
Your salivary glands don't run on autopilot. They run on signals. The most powerful signal they respond to — more powerful than any rinse, gel, spray, or mouthwash ever formulated — is triggered by chewing. It travels through the trigeminal nerve, the primary sensory nerve of the face and jaw, directly to the three pairs of salivary glands. When that signal fires correctly, those glands can increase their output by up to 10 times their resting rate.
But in a menopause-affected system, hormonal suppression creates resistance. The signal gets through — but dampened. Not at full strength.
The question isn't "how do I add more moisture?"
The question is: how do I get that signal through the wall?
The answer is a botanical compound called Spilanthes acmella — which specifically amplifies how strongly the chewing signal fires, breaking through the hormonal resistance menopause has built. In clinical study, its active compound increased salivary flow by 628% over baseline.
I found this research on a Tuesday evening. I called a colleague and read it to her over the phone. We were both quiet for a moment.
Then she said: "Why isn't anyone using this?"
I decided that night I wasn't going to write a paper about it. I was going to build something.
I started calling formulators, asking if anyone was already developing this for menopausal women. One name kept coming up — Valerie Caldwell, a former marketing executive who had been driven to the same research by her own devastating dental bills, and had spent months deep in formulation development.
I called her on a Wednesday afternoon. We talked for two hours. By the end of that call, we were building it together — her formulation obsession and patient community, my clinical framework and fifteen years of watching what this population actually needed.
I sent Linda a message that same week.
She agreed to try it.
Three months later, she was back in my office. She slid her latest dental chart across the desk. Clean pockets. No new procedures. A note from her hygienist: "Whatever you're doing — keep doing it."
"First clean checkup in four years," she said.
She didn't need to say anything else.
THIS DISCOVERY IS PISSING OFF AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY
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After Linda, I started mentioning it quietly. Selectively. To the patients who came to me the most devastated.
Word moved the way it does among menopausal women — which is to say, fast.
From my waiting room to their sisters. From the r/menopause forums to private Facebook groups. Women who hadn't slept through the night in two years waking up without the desperate dryness. Women who had stopped smiling in photos starting to smile again. Women walking into dental cleanings — braced for the usual bad news — and hearing something they hadn't heard in years.
"Whatever you've been doing, keep doing it."
A real estate agent in Phoenix who had stopped showing properties in person because the foul breath from her dry mouth had become impossible to hide. Back in front of clients. Closing deals.
A retired teacher in Tennessee who had been quoted $16,000 for implants. Whose periodontist, at her last visit, asked what had changed.
Not "managed the symptoms" better. Not "learned to live with it" better.
Actually better.
Every. Single. One.
WHEN YOU CHALLENGE A $500 BILLION INDUSTRY, THEY NOTICE
First it was a "friendly" conversation.
A colleague I'd known for eleven years pulled me aside at a conference in Chicago. Quiet voice. Hand on my arm.
"Elena. What you're recommending to patients — you need to be careful. You're outside your lane."
Then came a letter from the legal department of a major oral care manufacturer informing me that my "public statements" were "misleading" and "potentially actionable."
Then Valerie called me. Three of her largest specialty ingredient suppliers had suddenly become unavailable. No explanation. Corporate decision. Nothing personal.
They couldn't copy what we'd built. They couldn't buy us out. So they went after the supply chain instead.
Here's what they didn't count on.
Think about what we'd created — a product that:
- Addresses the root cause of menopausal oral decline — not just the symptoms
- Works in minutes a day — not weeks of expensive appointments
- Lets women protect their own mouths at home — not in a $35,000 surgical suite
You can't patent a salivary gland. You can't bill insurance for a gum. And you cannot build a $500 billion industry on a product that actually fixes the problem.
The existing market doesn't need menopausal women to get better.
It needs them to stay dry, stay confused, and keep showing up.
So the products that dominate the market — Biotène, prescription fluoride rinses, specialty toothpastes — continue to coat the surface of a failing system. Continue to provide twenty minutes of relief. Continue to leave the mechanism completely untouched.
Genius, really.
But here's what those suits didn't count on.
We'd already reached 47,000+ women.
And they were already talking.
INTRODUCING THE CHEWING GUM THAT'S WAKING UP MENOPAUSAL SALIVARY GLANDS
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It's called Pearla MenoMouth Gum.
And it is the only functional chewing gum formulated specifically for menopausal oral health.
Not dry mouth in general. Not repurposed from chemotherapy wards or Sjögren's clinics. Not a generic xylitol gum with a menopause sticker on the label.
Built for the exact hormonal biology that has been dismantling your mouth.
Two to three pieces a day. After breakfast. After lunch. After dinner.
That's it.
When you chew, a signal travels through the trigeminal nerve directly to your salivary glands. In a menopausal mouth, hormonal resistance has been blocking that signal for years.
Pearla's Spilanthes acmella amplifies it — cutting through the wall menopause built. The glands wake up. Real saliva floods in from within.
We call it The Salivary Reactivation Signal.
Your dentist would call it something they've never recommended.
You'll call it the five-minute daily habit that changed your next dental decade.
HERE'S EXACTLY HOW IT RESTORES YOUR MOUTH'S DEFENSE SYSTEM IN 5 MINUTES
The First 60 Seconds — The Signal
Chewing activates the trigeminal nerve pathway — the neurological line that runs directly from your jaw to your salivary glands. Spilanthes acmella immediately amplifies that signal, breaking through the hormonal resistance menopause has created.
Most women feel a distinctive tingling sensation in the first 30 seconds. That's the trigeminal nerve firing. That's the signal getting through.
Minutes 2–4 — The Flood
The glands respond. Real saliva — not moisture, not coating, not artificial lubrication — begins flooding in from within. Thick. Mineral-rich. Loaded with the antimicrobial peptides, calcium, phosphate, and buffering compounds your mouth has been starving for.
This is the moment every rinse, spray, and Biotène gel has been pretending to replicate. And can't.
Minutes 4+ — The Repair
Nano-Hydroxyapatite integrates directly into your enamel structure — penetrating below the surface to rebuild what menopause has thinned, in a way that fluoride cannot. L-Arginine Bicarbonate primes the oral pH so that every mineral the new saliva carries can actually be absorbed. EGCG from green tea catechins — shown to increase unstimulated saliva by 380% — protects the salivary gland cells themselves from further deterioration.
Not a band-aid over a failing system.
The system, reactivated.
Here's Why Everything Else Has Failed You
That's why Biotène fails. No glandular reactivation — just surface moisture that evaporates in twenty minutes.
That's why drinking more water fails. No biological replacement, and active dilution of what's left.
That's why your current toothpaste and rinse fail. No trigeminal signal, no hormonal mechanism addressed.
You need glandular reactivation. Enamel rebuilding. pH restoration. All three. Simultaneously. In the only format that can deliver them — chewing.
That's exactly what Pearla does.
THE RESULTS THAT HAVE DENTISTS ASKING QUESTIONS
In the time since we launched, over 47,000 women have used Pearla.
The results?
- 91% report meaningful improvement in dry mouth symptoms within the first two weeks.
- 87% report no new cavities or procedures at their next dental cleaning.
- And 94% say they finally stopped blaming themselves.
That last one is my favorite. Because it means the most.
But don't take my word for it.
Here's what real women are saying:
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Deborah M., 53 — Georgia
"I'll be honest — when my sister told me to try a chewing gum for my teeth, I laughed at her. I had SIX crowns with root canals in one year. My gums were receding for no reason I could understand. A piece of gum felt like bringing a band-aid to a car crash. But I'd spent close to $14,000 and was running out of options. So I tried it. Six weeks later I went in for my cleaning bracing for the usual bad news. My hygienist looked at my chart and looked at me and said she barely had to scrape anything. I sat in my car and cried. It wasn't a band-aid. It was the only thing that actually addressed what was happening."
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Sandra K., 50 — Oregon
"I had tried every gum, every rinse, every spray on the market. Biotène. TheraBreath. Every xylitol product I could find. Nothing worked for more than twenty minutes. So when someone in my Facebook group mentioned Pearla I almost scrolled past it. I am obsessive compulsive about flossing — minimum four times a day. What I didn't understand was that none of those products were doing anything about the actual cause. This one was. My mouth has not felt this normal since before perimenopause started."
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Renee T., 55 — Tennessee
"I could have bought a luxury car for what I spent at the dentist last year. Two extractions, a bone graft, three crowns. I'm a retired teacher on a fixed income and I was hemorrhaging money with no end in sight. When I saw the price of Pearla I almost didn't order it — I felt like I couldn't spend one more dollar on anything that might not work. What changed my mind was the guarantee. I figured I had nothing to lose and another crown to lose if I didn't try something different. Four months in. No new procedures at my last two cleanings. My periodontist said my gum pockets are measurably shallower. At less than $40 a month versus $4,000 procedures — it isn't even a question anymore."
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Carol W., 58 — North Carolina
"I go to the dentist every four months because of inflammation. My dentist kept telling me my teeth were 'fine for my age' while my hygienist looked at me like I wasn't doing anything. After years of being complimented for taking such good care of my teeth — I am PISSED that no one ever once mentioned that estrogen had anything to do with it. When I finally understood the hormonal connection — I felt like someone had finally told me the truth. Pearla didn't just help my mouth. It helped me stop blaming myself for something that was never my fault."
THE PRICE THAT WILL MAKE THE DENTAL INDUSTRY UNCOMFORTABLE
Let me show you what managing menopausal oral decline actually costs in America if you do nothing:
The Standard Dental Treadmill
Biannual cleanings → new cavity → filling → root canal → crown → extraction → implant discussion.
Average spend for a menopausal woman over five years: $8,000 – $22,000. And counting. Because none of it addresses the cause.
The Procedure Route
Two extractions. A bone graft. An implant. One treatment plan.
$11,000 – $18,000. Recovery time. Pain. And the understanding that if the hormonal root cause isn't addressed, the next tooth is already at risk.
The "Just Keep Buying Products" Route
Biotène at $12 a bottle. Sensodyne. Prescription fluoride rinses. Specialty toothpastes. Month after month. Temporary relief. No mechanism addressed.
The meter keeps running.
The industry loves all three options.
Because in all three, you keep coming back.
Temporary relief = lifetime customer.
Here's what actually makes them uncomfortable:
Pearla costs less than $0.6 a day.
Less than one minute in your dentist's chair.
Less than a single Biotène refill.
For the only product on earth formulated to address the actual hormonal mechanism driving your decline.
So here's the deal:
The regular price is $19.99 per pack.
Already 90% less than ONE dental cleaning. Less than one single X-ray. A rounding error compared to the cost of one filling.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'LL PAY TODAY.
THE 40% OFF "BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH" OFFER
Remember those cease and desist letters?
The colleague who warned me I was "outside my lane"?
The ingredient suppliers who mysteriously went dark on Valerie?
Well, I just got word that a major oral care conglomerate is trying to use regulatory pressure to block functional gum products from making ingredient-level health claims.
They can't match what we've formulated. They can't buy us out — we told them where to go.
So now they're trying to bury us in regulatory red tape.
My response?
We're releasing 5,000 units at 40% off — with a buy more, save more structure that makes it impossible to say no.
Here's exactly how it works:
✓Buy 1 Pack, Get 1 Free — just $11.99 per pack (a 2-week supply — enough to feel the difference)
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✓Buy 4 Packs, Get 4 FreeBest Value — just $7.99 per pack (a full two months — long enough to walk into your next dental cleaning and hear something you haven't heard in years. At less than $0.6 a day, it costs less than one minute in your dentist's chair)
All packages include free shipping.
Why would I do this?
Because every woman who gets better is proof that the system failed her — not the other way around.
Because I watched Linda sit across my desk holding an $11,000 treatment plan for teeth she'd brushed twice a day her entire life. And I had nothing to tell her.
I'm not going to let that happen to another patient if I can help it.
Every woman who orders today and walks into her next cleaning with a clean chart is a data point the industry cannot ignore.
That's why.
THE 60-DAY "HEAR SOMETHING DIFFERENT AT YOUR NEXT CLEANING" GUARANTEE
I understand you've been let down before.
You've tried the rinses. The specialty toothpastes. The "clinically proven" dry mouth products that delivered twenty minutes of relief and an empty promise.
So here's how this works:
Try Pearla for 60 days.
Chew it every day. Give your salivary glands the time to fully reactivate — the time to restore what menopause has been suppressing.
And if you don't notice a difference — if you don't walk into your next dental cleaning feeling something you haven't felt in years —
Contact the team and request a full refund. No forms. No hoops. No questions asked.
Every penny back.
Why are we confident enough to offer this?
Because in 47,000+ women since launch, the refund rate is 0.03%.
Not because of fine print.
Because it works.
BUT HERE'S THE CATCH — AND IT'S A REAL ONE
This 40% off offer disappears when the current inventory runs out.
Not because we're playing games.
But because Spilanthes acmella — the botanical compound at the core of Pearla's formulation, the one that amplifies the trigeminal nerve signal by 628% — is not a commodity ingredient.
It is a specialty botanical. Sourced from a single certified supplier. Harvested once a year.
We have a finite amount of it.
And our GMP-certified facility in Denver can only produce so many units per week.
When The Menopause Society Podcast featured Pearla earlier this year, we sold out our entire available inventory in four days.
...So we no longer sell on Amazon. You won't find our original product there — only cheap knockoffs.
This page is the only place Pearla is available.
Right now, units are still in stock.
But I refresh our inventory dashboard every morning. When I see the number drop below a threshold I'm comfortable with, I'm pulling the discount and closing this page until the next production run — which won't be for another eight weeks minimum.
Every minute you wait is another minute you're:
- Diluting what's left of your saliva with every sip of water
- Cycling toward another cavity your dentist will charge $4,000 to fix
- Blaming yourself for something that was never your fault
The answer is sitting right here.
THE CHOICE THAT WILL DEFINE YOUR NEXT DENTAL DECADE
You're at the same crossroads Linda was at.
Path #1: Keep doing what you've been doing.
Keep attributing your dental decline to bad luck, bad genes, or not brushing well enough. Keep buying the products that don't address the mechanism. Keep writing the checks. Keep hearing "floss more."
Keep letting two medical systems that don't talk to each other make decisions about your mouth by default.
Path #2: Address what's actually happening.
Understand that your teeth are not failing because of anything you did or didn't do. Understand that estrogen controls your salivary glands. Understand that the biological defense system your mouth ran on for forty years can be reactivated — not coated over, not temporarily soothed, but reactivated — starting today.
For less than sixty cents a day.
That choice seems obvious to me.
And I've been in medicine long enough to know that the obvious choices are usually the ones we waited too long to make.
HERE'S EXACTLY WHAT TO DO NEXT
- Click the button below marked"Check Availability Now →"
- Choose your package(Pro tip: Go with the Buy 2 Get 2 or Buy 4 Get 4. Your salivary glands need
consistent daily signaling to fully reactivate — women who give it a full
month report the biggest difference. And at that price, most women grab an
extra set for a sister, a friend, or someone in their menopause group who
needs to hear about this.)
- Enter your shipping details — orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day
- Wait 3–5 days for delivery
- Start chewing the first day it arrives — one piece after breakfast, one after dinner, that's it
- Pay attention at your next cleaning — not to what you feel, but to what your dentist says
Whatever you do — don't close this page thinking you'll come back to it.
Every day you wait is another day your enamel is thinning without reinforcement.
Another day your glands are suppressed without a signal strong enough to wake them.
Another day you're caught in the Water Trap without knowing how to get out.
Your teeth have been waiting long enough for someone to tell you the truth.
Click below. Let's get your biology working for you again.
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With respect and urgency,
Dr. Elena Rostova, MD, FACOG, NCMP
Board-Certified OB-GYN & Menopause Specialist
The Charlotte Center for Midlife Health
Co-Founder, Pearla
P.S. — Linda came back to see me last month. Not as a patient — she's doing well. She came back to drop off a note. "First cleaning in four years where my dentist didn't have a new problem to tell me about." She wanted me to share it with whoever needed to hear it. If that's you — now you know what to do.
P.P.S. — Pearla is formulated in a GMP-certified, FDA-registered facility. Clinically reviewed by Dr. Marcus Thorne, DDS, and by myself. Free from SLS, alcohol, artificial sweeteners, parabens, and synthetic dyes. We did it the right way.
P.P.P.S. — I checked inventory before writing this. Seriously, we're down to 3,927 units. The discounted promotion is live now. I genuinely don't know how long it lasts. If you're reading this, act on it. Your future dental bills are depending on it.